Monday, September 22, 2014

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

(Source: esmewynter)

(Source: vejiga.net)

(Source: pomeranian2)

Sunday, September 21, 2014

ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

"Bambi" (1942)

(Source: missmarlenedietrich)

coluring:

i’m closer to the age 20 than 10 this isn’t good

(Source: tipslip)

Saturday, September 20, 2014

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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